Because of your job and how you're always on the move? I mean, other than expenses and necessities, I had thought animals also made good hunting companions.
[Considering what he went through, she thought that a pet may have made life a much more tolerable. He was alone the whole time, a pet would love one unconditionally. Also, he might think of himself as a fuck up, but she knows that for those he cares for, he does all that he can for him. Even if it's not so perfect.]
But, I also understand not wanting to put your companion into danger as well. Pets are still living creatures, a friend. But, since we're here now, why don't you take this panda for a few days? [Wait what?]
I had a feeling. Something so strong could still lose its life, and I'm sure whatever you could've had would be loyal to you to a fault.
[There is a long pause as she considers whether or not to tell him that caring for a panda is a lot harder than a dog or cat because of particular demands. She's just really good at it because of how she had to help China care for his pandas, as did the entire family.]
It's fine, I'll take you through it. [She pats the little on in his arms.] You'll be an expert in no time. If you can take down a legion of demons, the challenge of caring for a pet is no different. Both equally painful. [Wow could she make parenthood sound any more appealing?] Trust me, as a Dominant, you'll be fine.
Thankfully, this fellow is social enough, and also mild-mannered so it looks like it already likes you.
Oh, you'd know. [Considering how happy and docile it is in Trevor's arms right now, practically making noises at how his pampering is THE BEST, she can say, safe. Trevor might as well share in the load when it comes to caring for the cub.
Please, look at those eyes staring up at him. Friend, please.]
Always better than caring for a teenager. [She lifts her bag.] Thankfully, I am prepared. But we're going to need more bamboo. [A mini garden's worth.]
Let's get your new friend accustomed to your house. A tour?
I can't believe you managed to find out about my master plan. But I'm sure you know nothing about my second plan, which is to snoop.
[This is the part where she would make a fake evil laugh...if that was something she was even good at. So he should just imagine it.
So she follows, as he has a cute panda to start playing with him.] Oh! It's very lovely and cozy, I could picture coming to visit all the time just to relax. [Wow.]
You leave the bamboo to me. It'll be easier for me to do at first while you're still getting used to our friend.
[Don't worry, she has full confidence that he'll be able to do it right. It's by how genuine he is.]
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[Considering what he went through, she thought that a pet may have made life a much more tolerable. He was alone the whole time, a pet would love one unconditionally. Also, he might think of himself as a fuck up, but she knows that for those he cares for, he does all that he can for him. Even if it's not so perfect.]
But, I also understand not wanting to put your companion into danger as well. Pets are still living creatures, a friend. But, since we're here now, why don't you take this panda for a few days? [Wait what?]
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[No need for him to be responsible for yet another creature getting killed.]
I ...
[He looks own at the panda again, hefting the fluffy thing in his arms.]
Don't know the first thing about taking care of a panda.
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[There is a long pause as she considers whether or not to tell him that caring for a panda is a lot harder than a dog or cat because of particular demands. She's just really good at it because of how she had to help China care for his pandas, as did the entire family.]
It's fine, I'll take you through it. [She pats the little on in his arms.] You'll be an expert in no time. If you can take down a legion of demons, the challenge of caring for a pet is no different. Both equally painful. [Wow could she make parenthood sound any more appealing?] Trust me, as a Dominant, you'll be fine.
Thankfully, this fellow is social enough, and also mild-mannered so it looks like it already likes you.
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[Not that Trevor cares or anything, just asking for a friend.
He's definitely not scritching the belly of the creature right now, enjoying the feeling of the soft fur under his fingertips.]
And -- great, you make it sound like such a treat to take care of.
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Please, look at those eyes staring up at him. Friend, please.]
Always better than caring for a teenager. [She lifts her bag.] Thankfully, I am prepared. But we're going to need more bamboo. [A mini garden's worth.]
Let's get your new friend accustomed to your house. A tour?
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[But he will take her on a tour of the house anyway, panda in tow.]
-- I don't now where to get bamboo.
[Also, he only ever took care of himself as a teenager. She's right, though -- it's kind of awful.]
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[This is the part where she would make a fake evil laugh...if that was something she was even good at. So he should just imagine it.
So she follows, as he has a cute panda to start playing with him.] Oh! It's very lovely and cozy, I could picture coming to visit all the time just to relax. [Wow.]
You leave the bamboo to me. It'll be easier for me to do at first while you're still getting used to our friend.
[Don't worry, she has full confidence that he'll be able to do it right. It's by how genuine he is.]