Oh, you'd know. [Considering how happy and docile it is in Trevor's arms right now, practically making noises at how his pampering is THE BEST, she can say, safe. Trevor might as well share in the load when it comes to caring for the cub.
Please, look at those eyes staring up at him. Friend, please.]
Always better than caring for a teenager. [She lifts her bag.] Thankfully, I am prepared. But we're going to need more bamboo. [A mini garden's worth.]
Let's get your new friend accustomed to your house. A tour?
I can't believe you managed to find out about my master plan. But I'm sure you know nothing about my second plan, which is to snoop.
[This is the part where she would make a fake evil laugh...if that was something she was even good at. So he should just imagine it.
So she follows, as he has a cute panda to start playing with him.] Oh! It's very lovely and cozy, I could picture coming to visit all the time just to relax. [Wow.]
You leave the bamboo to me. It'll be easier for me to do at first while you're still getting used to our friend.
[Don't worry, she has full confidence that he'll be able to do it right. It's by how genuine he is.]
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[Not that Trevor cares or anything, just asking for a friend.
He's definitely not scritching the belly of the creature right now, enjoying the feeling of the soft fur under his fingertips.]
And -- great, you make it sound like such a treat to take care of.
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Please, look at those eyes staring up at him. Friend, please.]
Always better than caring for a teenager. [She lifts her bag.] Thankfully, I am prepared. But we're going to need more bamboo. [A mini garden's worth.]
Let's get your new friend accustomed to your house. A tour?
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[But he will take her on a tour of the house anyway, panda in tow.]
-- I don't now where to get bamboo.
[Also, he only ever took care of himself as a teenager. She's right, though -- it's kind of awful.]
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[This is the part where she would make a fake evil laugh...if that was something she was even good at. So he should just imagine it.
So she follows, as he has a cute panda to start playing with him.] Oh! It's very lovely and cozy, I could picture coming to visit all the time just to relax. [Wow.]
You leave the bamboo to me. It'll be easier for me to do at first while you're still getting used to our friend.
[Don't worry, she has full confidence that he'll be able to do it right. It's by how genuine he is.]