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i guess they're the smallest breed available

i thought it was hilarious to have such a tiny dog

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because you're a fucking giant?

[goneforawalk]

he fell asleep inside my shoe once

he fit inside it entirely

so yes

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that's hilarious

but won't you lose him?

[goneforawalk]

i never lost integra even when she was really small

i mean not as small as this dog but she was 12 and even shorter than she is now

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i mean

you know Integra's a person, though, that's a little different

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are children really that different from pets in the long run

[ this is why alucard doesn't need to have kids anymore. ]

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you aren't supposed to put one in a crate in your basement, from what i understand

[goneforawalk]

dogs or children

i lived a long time in a crate in a basement i'm not about to do that to my child or my pet

it sucks

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children, vlad

but i guess you're right

i don't do pets for a reason

[goneforawalk]

to be fair i was a very bad father

i'm ostensibly a better person now though so i think i can handle a dog

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well, uh

that's good? that you're better.

i think there's books on how to take care of dogs anyway

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kid turned out like me it was a mess

i should have bought a book when i was there but i was busy buying all the other shit a dog needs

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yeah, can see how that might've been a problem

you know, given how you were

and that's responsible, at least

[goneforawalk]

my other two sons went under the notice of history

thankfully

this little jerk hasn't slept on his bed once but i can't even blame him because he just follows me everywhere, but i can't very well make my dog sleep in a coffin with me

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well, two out of three isn't bad then

so does he sleep on top of the coffin

did you buy him his own tiny coffin